The Las Vegas Hilton is set back a bit from the north end of the strip, around Circus Circus, The Sahara and The Stratosphere, and so in order to attract people to its casino, rather than to the mega-casinos that line the strip further south, it needs some theme to lure them in. So what has it gone with? The Star Trek Experience, featuring Quark’s Bar.

Now, this isn’t as geeky as it sounds – it’s much, much worse! As if a bar decked out to look like Quark’s Bar from Deep Space 9 wasn’t bad enough, they’ve even gone for the whole Star Trek thing with the food and drink. You can buy Romulan Ale, which turns out to be just beer with blue food die, or much, much worse, Belgian Ale, which had an after-taste that ranged from bad chocolate through to burnt wood to just dirt!

Read more on the Las Vegas Hilton Star Trek Experience (and that’s certainly the word for it!) after the jump.