Las Vegas Taxi driver
Although the strip is only 3.5 miles long, you can’t get anywhere without a taxi driver. You certainly can’t drive down the strip - it’s far too congested, and takes hours. Equally, walking is a killer, as you spend so long walking through the casinos, you don’t have the strength left to walk between them (which is why there are huge moving sidewalks through some of the hotels, to help take the load off - the Venetian even has the world’s longest moving sidewalk, while the one at the Excalibur leads all the way to the Mandalay Bay, albeit in different sections rather than as one giant sidewalk).

So you’re stuck with the taxi-driver to get around town, which also means you’re stuck with his laconic wit and his suggestions for the best places to go around town. And this year, we had some real gems!